I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
she peed on how many people?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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