Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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