4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
if only i could text you this smell
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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