I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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