i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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