fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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