i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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