I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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