i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Bring me that man meat
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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