There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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