So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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