I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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