I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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