I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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