You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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