So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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