Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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