I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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