Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I touched a dick in church today
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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