If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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