you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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