I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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