in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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