normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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