I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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