fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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