just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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