But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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