Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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