he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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