Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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