You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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