I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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