you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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