she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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