: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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