so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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