i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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