I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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