who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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