The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
kristin has been a bad kristin
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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