smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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