eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Terrible idea I love it
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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