So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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