Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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