I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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