8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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