just tell him i said nine months
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
The ass gains better be worth it
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