I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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