I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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